Easy new amazing pill to quit smoking, just pop one in your mouth like an M&M. Side effects include: heart disease, yellow teeth, lung & breathing disease, basically the same hazards as smoking but without any enjoyment. May cause judgmental attitudes, holier than thou isness, and spontaneous lectures about the health impact of smoking and second hand smoke in restaurants and movie theater lines. Instances of spontaneous lecture often followed by secretive smoking in stairwells, closets and airline restrooms. Linked to multiple shooting deaths, suicide and suicidal ideation (note: this side effect may be relieved by smoking.) But what's a few stress induced murders and a bit of internal organ damage induced by relatively untested medication in the advance of the great cause against tobacco?
