Friday, February 15, 2013

food rant of the day


No fat, no trans fat, no salt, no MSG, no preservatives, no genetically modified ingredients, no hormones, no flavor either!  You pay 6 dollars for a bag of chips, 3 bucks extra for all the stuff it doesn't have in it.  Sort of like with the old phone books, you have to pay to have an unlisted number.  Pay more to not be included in your corporate crap agenda.  Genetically modified produce?  I don’t want it, have to pay more not to have it.  Guess it’s cheaper for the farmer if the plant grows its own pesticide, except it only works with Monsanto fertilizer.  So maybe it is easier for the farm workers who actually have to spray the stuff, easier on their backs, not their internal organs.  The korporate klown kings would  get the environmentalists off their backs though, or drown them out if they just came up with BBQ flavored Brussels’ sprouts, grows its own spicy sauce,  or cheesy modified spinach, potatoes genetically spliced with bacon, or just plain pig fat.  The people would say shut the fuck up to the regressive lefties, I've got to have that.  If they can get the stuff to grow its own batter and deep fry itself, we’d never hear about whether it is safe or not for you, you’d just have to try it or how about strip steak modified into tasty garbanzo beans.  They’d have trouble rejecting that even down at the food co op.  Is there meat in it? No.  Forget vegetarian, it’s vegan.  And vegans have trouble finding food that is palatable, no matter what they tell you.  Whole Grain millet, rice, amaranth soaked in pure spring water…, that’s just unbaked bread with no spice.  Talk about lying about your food.